is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize
