they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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