How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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