but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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