YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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