Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
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