Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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