do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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