I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
The air taste purple.
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