I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
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