Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
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