thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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