Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
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