THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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