why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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