What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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