so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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