idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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