never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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