So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
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