TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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