He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
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