Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
Randomize
