why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
Randomize
