That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
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