what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I think I sprained my soul last night
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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