Sponge bath it is.
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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