The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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