i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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