she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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