well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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