No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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