its not stalking. its research.
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Randomize
