Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
My Sexting was not on an AP level
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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