i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
You need a sexual gate keeper
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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