Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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