well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
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