You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
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