I want to stick my p in your. b.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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