now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
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