Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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