Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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