I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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