the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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