It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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