Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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