great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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