He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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