You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Randomize
