Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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