Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
The adults are the big ones right?
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