i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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