One girl and one boy is just not enough.
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
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I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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