maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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